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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

  • boys:

    if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao

  • boys:

    please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

Do you want to feel even better?

Do you want to feel even better?

I feel hungry but I also feel like puking and I kinda wanna cry too

current emotions: either wanting to take a huge hit off a bong or be hit by a huge bus

one of the perks of my sister not having pets is that when i step in something wet i don’t have to assume its piss and go wash my feet

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

  • Aries:

    I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY

  • Taurus:

    IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY

  • Gemini:

    IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE

  • Cancer:

    BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.

  • Leo:

    YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL

  • Virgo:

    BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF

  • Libra:

    I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH

  • Scorpio:

    *THROWS DRINK*