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this sleepless night brought to you by: adolescent-like first date butterflies and insomnia reminiscent of middle/highschool days where id get so much anxiety and fear I’d stay awake and skip school

jameshazard:

"What instrument do you play?"

Oh i play

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the gym badges

it is 4a and i have made mistakes such as currently being awake

importantbirds:

NOW the time a belly scratchem

importantbirds:

NOW the time a belly scratchem

I just realized I’ve never seen a Serbian film!!! That’s gonna be the next movie I watch

spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

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leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut